Okay, okay. So there's not 42 other tips on this blog. But it just sounds better than "Tip #1." So we'll start at 43.
I would rather give birth again than dice an onion. Well, that's a tiny exaggeration, but you get my point. I love to cook with them, but they hurt my eyes something fierce. Since John Jay has a full time job, and I'm pretty sure that Anne's too busy to come over and chop for me, I had to come up with a solution.
You can laugh, but it works. And the next time you are chopping and weeping, you'll think of me.