So, my husband has boogers. All the time. This is not really something that bothers him so much, just me. One day upon telling him that he had a booger in his mustache, he replied with gratitude, "Hey! You said I had a mustache!"
Yesterday we were riding in the car, and as usual, I informed him of yet another booger looming at the end of the twin tunnels. After removing it, he needed a tissue...which I did not have. I suggested his jeans, and then thought, "You can always put a booger in your pocket. That way you don't see it, and it's there for later (in case you're into that)."
To which he replied, "You should put that tip on your blog."
Bingo bango: Tip #44